The Autumnal Paradise of Deciduous Forests is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.623 billion Deciduous Forestsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glade. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Deciduous Forestsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,393 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare funding has been cut, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, many in Deciduous Forests are born in the purple, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Deciduous Forests's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deciduous Forests is ranked 485^th in the world and 24^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 19,905.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.