Most Devout: 6,907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,814thMost Authoritarian: 15,359th
The Radiant Dáxlamic Capital of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Welcome those unknown with love and teach them Dáxlam.
Dux Bradford John
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Daxlamalan

Population4.453 billion

CapitalDáxlamalan Capital District
LeaderDux Bradford John
FaithDáxlam

CurrencyDáxlamic Mark
AnimalBay Mongoose

The Radiant Dáxlamic Capital of Daxlamalan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dux Bradford John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.453 billion Daxlamalanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dáxlamalan Capital District. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Daxlamalanian economy, worth 151 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,935 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, atheists on vacation find Dáxlam's scriptures make useful doorstops, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daxlamalan's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Daxlamalan is ranked 226,272nd in the world and 329th in Declansburg for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -7.42 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Devout: 6,907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,814thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 15,359thNicest Citizens: 16,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,176thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,857th
Top
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daxlamalan, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Daxlamalan, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Daxlamalan, atheists on vacation find Dáxlam's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Daxlamalan, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Daxlamalan, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Daxlamalan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Daxlamalan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Daxlamalan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Daxlamalan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Daxlamalan relocated from Sardinia to Declansburg.

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