The Federation of Darkcastles is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.004 billion Darkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Darkis economy, worth 102 trillion krests a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 50,690 krests, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,525 per year while the poor average 8,322, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Darkcastles's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Darkcastles is ranked 152,195^th in the world and 6^th in Tradeborough Straits for Most Developed, scoring 55.83 on the Human Development Index.