The EripmE gniltratS of Dargatsmeir is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.968 billion mieRs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dargatsmeirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion dloGs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,368 dloGs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, and the house always wins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dargatsmeir's national animal is the driB, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dargatsmeir is ranked 318,611^th in the world and 15^th in Oceania for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.