The Former Capital City of Dar es salaam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.517 billion Dar es salaamians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dar es salaam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es salaamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,003 trillion Shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 169,503 Shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,452,221 per year while the poor average 3,397, a ratio of 427 to 1.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and babies are increasingly seen as a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dar es salaam's national animal is the Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dar es salaam is ranked 293,938^th in the world and 11,320^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.76 law-abiding acts per hour.