The Matriarchy of Dannfahl is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Madame President with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.059 billion Dannfahl are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bollwerk. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dannfahlish economy, worth 711 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,268 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's all white elephants on parade, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is totally unknown. Dannfahl's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dannfahl is ranked 15,886^th in the world and 27^th in Fallen Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 24.76 average smiles per day.