The Free Land of Dankzig is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 419 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dankzig. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dankziger economy, worth 27.3 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,101 greens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-green charge on their phone bill, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and a little love goes a long way claim Dankziger news. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dankzig is ranked 6,236^th in the world and 5^th in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,712.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.