Highest Drug Use: 781stFattest Citizens: 9,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,492nd
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I've Been Legit Perma Tripping Since I Smoked Our Flag
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Dankzig

Population187 million

Currencygreen
Animalganjalope

The Free Land of Dankzig is a large, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 187 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dankziger economy, worth 6.74 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,055 greens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, Dankzig recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dankzig is ranked 209,890th in the world and 132nd in Canada for Largest Black Market, with 416 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 781stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 9,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,444thTop
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Most Armed: 17,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,938thNicest Citizens: 22,579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,672nd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, Dankzig recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the caged-bird trade is singing.

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