The Kingdom of Danistrians is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.222 billion Danistriansians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Danistriansian economy, worth 212 trillion Dons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,463 Dons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danistrians's national animal is the Cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danistrians is ranked 43,284^th in the world and 2,306^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,162.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.