The Empire of Dan Faicasland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.203 billion Dan Faicaslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dan Faicaslandian economy, worth 319 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,100 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the teaching of evolution has been banned, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dan Faicasland's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dan Faicasland is ranked 284,713^th in the world and 408^th in Bozarkia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.