The Sernetian Governorate of Dameristol is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.283 billion Dameristolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stensemertef. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The thriving Dameristolian economy, worth 272 trillion Metrons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,010 Metrons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,360 per year while the poor average 13,050, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

The fattest folk in Dameristol look to be the happiest ones, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and Dameristol has designated Stensemertef as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dameristol's national animal is the strognus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dameristol is ranked 63,856^th in the world and 9^th in Urseom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,591.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.