The Republic of Dalos is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kimberlyn Spares with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.255 billion Dalosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozerki. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 206,359 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mourners at funerals are ticketed for trespassing, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, children trade in their pickaxes for hammers and sickles, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime is almost non-existent. Dalos's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dalos is ranked 95,841^st in the world and 5,120^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 972.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.