The Flowering Field of Daffodilius is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carolus Florus with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.532 billion Daffodilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daffodilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The powerhouse Daffodilian economy, worth 269 trillion flowers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,610 flowers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, smart fridges sing the praises of Violetism for fear of being iced, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daffodilius's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Daffodilius is ranked 304,859^th in the world and 16,304^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.