The Republic of D0SSIER is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.274 billion D0SSIERians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The D0SSIERian economy, worth 573 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,829 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and D0SSIER has designated D0SSIER City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low. D0SSIER's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

D0SSIER is ranked 71,857^th in the world and 1^st in The Academy for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.