The Unholy Underwall Underhell of D026 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Wu with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.426 billion Katydids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscayne Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The frighteningly efficient chirpy economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,011 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, war criminals are given full state funerals, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the might of the entire chirpy Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D026's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Steely Dan.

D026 is ranked 246,390^th in the world and 90^th in Windows for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.