The Republic of Czetia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Czetians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The Czetian economy, worth 3.52 trillion Czetian Fenzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,772 Czetian Fenzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, Czetian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Czetia's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czetia is ranked 72,309^th in the world and 27^th in Wintercrest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,005.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.