The Principality of Czanistan is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 294 million Czanistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse Czanistanian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Eurodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,748 Eurodollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,255 per year while the poor average 16,688, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and anyone interested in the stock market is investigated. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Czanistan's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Czanistan is ranked 201,101^st in the world and 63^rd in Rosaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.