The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SpiesRus with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.877 billion Cyclical Saboteurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EArts. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyclical Saboteurian economy, worth a remarkable 6,666 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,622 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Highway signs instruct travelers to yodel for help in case of emergency, Big Beef has a steak in national politics, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyclical Saboteur's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dynamitism.

Cyclical Saboteur is ranked 4,065^th in the world and 1^st in Doll Guldur for Highest Poor Incomes, with 175,593.69 Standard Monetary Units.