Population | 20.814 billion |
Capital | EArts |
Leader | SpiesRus |
Faith | Dynamitism |
Currency | Shiny Green Thing |
Animal | Scorpion |
The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SpiesRus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.814 billion Cyclical Saboteurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EArts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cyclical Saboteurian economy, worth a remarkable 5,014 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,905 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Cities in Cyclical Saboteur declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyclical Saboteur's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dynamitism.
Cyclical Saboteur is ranked 7,856th in the world and 2nd in Doll Guldur for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,852.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cyclical Saboteur was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Influential, Most Avoided, and Most Patriotic.
- : Cyclical Saboteur was banned from The Smelly Fart by The FART MASTER of Fartmaster Q.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclical Saboteur, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclical Saboteur, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclical Saboteur, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclical Saboteur, cities in Cyclical Saboteur declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Cyclical Saboteur, SpiesRus's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Cyclical Saboteur rejected a request from The Smelly Fart for an embassy with Doll Guldur.
- : Cyclical Saboteur agreed to construct embassies between Doll Guldur and The north west pacific near Canada.
- : Cyclical Saboteur agreed to construct embassies between Doll Guldur and Confederation Of Great Nations.