Most Authoritarian: 2,891stMost Extreme: 3,888thMost Conservative: 4,713th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I want to eat sand on the beach with you, mew!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cutie Mew Mew Magic

Population523 million

CurrencyDoki
AnimalCat

The Holy Empire of Cutie Mew Mew Magic is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 523 million Cutie Mew Mew Magicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cutie Mew Mew Magician economy, worth 4.22 trillion Dokis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,078 Dokis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cutie Mew Mew Magic's national animal is the Cat.

Cutie Mew Mew Magic is ranked 128,720th in the world and 4th in Pinevilla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,891stTop
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Most Extreme: 3,888thMost Conservative: 4,713thMost Income Equality: 6,290thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,627thTop
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Most Pacifist: 30,284th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

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