The Kingdom of Culof is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Andrew Yulyhasen II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.91 billion Culofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rechimen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Culofian economy, worth a remarkable 3,112 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,316 Rodins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,503 per year while the poor average 10,939, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, major cities run on potato batteries, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culof's national animal is the Vesrih Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Culof is ranked 22,597^th in the world and 12^th in Aceon for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 19,858.55 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.