The Republic of Cull is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.173 billion Cullians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cullian economy, worth 126 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,459 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cull has designated Cull City as its capital city, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-ruble mansions, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned, and most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cull's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cull is ranked 227,505^th in the world and 7,807^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 8.46 Obesity Rate.