The Incorrectly Misspelled Name of CtG is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by some clown on drugs with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.03 billion Nerds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palayan City. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth a remarkable 3,653 trillion Green Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,388 Green Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the fattest folk in CtG look to be the happiest ones. Crime is totally unknown. CtG's national animal is the Bartholio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is very quite.

CtG is ranked 4,555^th in the world and 2^nd in Imperium Figarium for Most Developed, scoring 95.15 on the Human Development Index.