The Incorrectly Misspelled Name of CtG is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by some clown on drugs with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.025 billion Nerds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palayan City. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion Green Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,242 Green Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Bartholio is considered a national priority, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. CtG's national animal is the Bartholio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is very quite.

CtG is ranked 285,625^th in the world and 2^nd in Imperium Figarium for Fattest Citizens, with 5.9 Obesity Rate.