The Ice Crystal of Crystalised Silver is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.142 billion Crystalised Silverians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Crystalised Silverian economy, worth 314 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,019 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,707 per year while the poor average 2,759, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crystalised Silver's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Crystalised Silver is ranked 21,446^th in the world and 1^st in lampshades for Highest Drug Use, scoring 371.37 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.