The Empire of Crynn is a fledgling, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6 million Crynnians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The strong Crynnian economy, worth 305 billion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,888 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Crynn's national animal is the Cockatiel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Crynn is ranked 261,878^th in the world and 624^th in Horizon for Most Devout, with 11.54 prayers per hour.