The Free Land of Cry of Rebellion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.353 billion Cry of Rebellionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cry of Rebellionian economy, worth 32.0 trillion gifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 13,614 gifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, surveillance cameras are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cry of Rebellion's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cry of Rebellion is ranked 80,589^th in the world and 4,374^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.46 law-abiding acts per hour.