The Mobile Game of Crossy Road is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chicken with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.973 billion Crossy Roadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Road. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crossy Roadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,154 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Crossy Road's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Crossy Road is ranked 34,267^th in the world and 1^st in Mobile Games for Highest Drug Use, scoring 332.82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.