The Dominion of Crasinaba is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Commander with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.645 billion Crasinabans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crasinaba City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The powerhouse Crasinaban economy, worth 682 trillion Nails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,878 Nails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lavish state dinners in Crasinaba City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Crasinaba, the justice of Crasinaba is considered superior to that of other nations, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crasinaba's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crasinaban Cult.

Crasinaba is ranked 332,375^th in the world and 4^th in Spartania for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.45 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.