The Republic of COTEFU is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Pride population. The hard-working population of 8.439 billion COTEFUians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The COTEFUian economy, worth 450 trillion Footballs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,330 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. COTEFU's national animal is the Pride, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

COTEFU is ranked 244,219^th in the world and 177^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 186.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.