The Confederacy of Copio is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Heads with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.402 billion Copiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harima. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Copian economy, worth 169 trillion signs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,735 signs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Copian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and wandering Copiots are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Copio's national animal is the lynx.

Copio is ranked 232,810^th in the world and 12,351^st in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.