The Holy Empire of Conianvana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Engine with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.58 billion Conianvanans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ginha. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conianvanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,670 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and it's best not to ask what goes into Ginha Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conianvana's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conianvana is ranked 19,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in Arkonos for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,927.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.