The Colony of Congo Kinshasa is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.012 billion Congo Kinshasans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Congo Kinshasan economy, worth 665 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 73,754 Juno aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,039 per year while the poor average 12,108, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Congo Kinshasa's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Congo Kinshasa is ranked 122,080^th in the world and 1^st in Congo Kinshasa for Most Developed, scoring 58.3 on the Human Development Index.