The Jingoistic States of Con Tooker is a mid-sized, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 95 million Con Tookerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Con Tookerian economy, worth 2.52 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 26,555 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, large wigs have been banned for having racist implications, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Con Tooker's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Con Tooker is ranked 298,707^th in the world and 628^th in Concord for Largest Black Market, with 22.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.