The United Socialist States of Communist States of Americans is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 11.901 billion Communist Americans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyoming. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Communist American economy, worth 796 trillion Comraderies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,903 Comraderies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist States of Americans's national animal is the Comrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cthulhu.

Communist States of Americans is ranked 282,370^th in the world and 2^nd in The Land of the Lards for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.