Population | 11.709 billion |
Capital | Wyoming |
Faith | Cthulhu |
Currency | Comradery |
Animal | Comrade |
The United Socialist States of Communist States of Americans is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 11.709 billion Communist Americans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyoming. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Communist American economy, worth 782 trillion Comraderies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,817 Comraderies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, beggars lack pockets for spare change, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist States of Americans's national animal is the Comrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cthulhu.
Communist States of Americans is ranked 13,001st in the world and 1st in The Land of the Lards for Most Stationary, with 1,937.76294733092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Communist States of Americans, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Communist States of Americans, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
- : Following new legislation in Communist States of Americans, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in Communist States of Americans, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Communist States of Americans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Communist States of Americans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Communist States of Americans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Communist States of Americans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Communist States of Americans, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Communist States of Americans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.