The Galinite Kingdom of Communist Galinea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 25.06 billion Galineus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of País de Galos. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Galineu economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion Frango Suíçoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 126,373 Frango Suíçoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the military has declared war on all religious influence. Crime is totally unknown. Communist Galinea's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Galinea is ranked 62,716^th in the world and 43^rd in Portugal for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 491.41 on the Clooney Contribution Index.