The Republic of Commoni is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.781 billion Commonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anygondi. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Commonian economy, worth 547 trillion Guldens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,681 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commoni's national animal is the Polecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commoni is ranked 311,946^th in the world and 8^th in Arctica for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.