The Imperium of Collosus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Not-God-king Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.597 billion Collosuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Terra. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Collosusian economy, worth 551 trillion Collosun Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,288 Collosun Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and Collosuns refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collosus's national animal is the Glorious Hawk-Boy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is His truth.

Collosus is ranked 286,196^th in the world and 10,803^rd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -457.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.