The Dominion of Colinnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empress Caroline with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.369 billion Colinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimenópolis. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colinian economy, worth 521 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,712 pilas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snitches get riches, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Colinnia's national animal is the blue crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Colinnia is ranked 12,944^th in the world and 3^rd in Imperial Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,231.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.