The Republic of Codename58 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 11.108 billion Codename58ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The strong Codename58ian economy, worth 627 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,508 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Codename58's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Codename58 is ranked 173,331^st in the world and 2,528^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 892.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.