The Free Land of CO FF is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning panther population. The hard-working population of 1.458 billion CO FFians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The very strong CO FFian economy, worth 86.4 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 59,270 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,057 per year while the poor average 15,038, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. CO FF's national animal is the panther.

CO FF is ranked 185,442^nd in the world and 5^th in Fascist Front for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.