The Armed Republic of Clockwerk Offlane is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.05 billion Clockwerk Offlaneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radiant Ancient. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Clockwerk Offlanean economy, worth 97.4 trillion hookshots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,521 hookshots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, Clockwerk Offlanean dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clockwerk Offlane's national animal is the channel spell casting support, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Clockwerk Offlane is ranked 275,732^nd in the world and 1,322^nd in the Outback for Smartest Citizens, with 18.88 quips per hour.