The I am a Goose Hjonk Hjonk of Cyptopir is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 1.049 billion Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 105 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,625 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cyptopir is ranked 248,199^th in the world and 5,968^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.