The Colony of Citadel33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.106 billion Citadel33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Citadel33ian economy, worth 702 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,069 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Citadel33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Citadel33 is ranked 125,171^st in the world and 1^st in Citadel for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 134.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.