The Colony of Circumference I is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.332 billion Circumference Iians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The Circumference Iian economy, worth 106 trillion Nones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,351 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Circumference I's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Circumference I is ranked 219,574^th in the world and 9^th in Circumference for Rudest Citizens, with 35.1 insults per minute.