The District of Cimmer is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.823 billion Cimmerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Cimmerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 56,851 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,517 per year while the poor average 3,054, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Cimmer has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Cimmer in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cimmer's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cimmer is ranked 2,077^th in the world and 1^st in Crimea for Highest Drug Use, scoring 391.24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.