The Multiversal EasyGoing Entity of Chronial is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.606 billion Chronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Chronialian economy, worth 137 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,837 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chronial's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chronial is ranked 54,994^th in the world and 13^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.89 law-abiding acts per hour.