The Kingdom of Chiakis Land is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 12 million Chiakis Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The very strong Chiakis Landian economy, worth 663 billion vanderlines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,274 vanderlines, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chiakis Land's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chiakis Land is ranked 170,894^th in the world and 436^th in Horizon for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.12 percentage of bribes refused.