The Republic of Cherry Wine is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 251 million Cherry Wineans, 239 million of whom are zombies, live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Cherry Winean economy, worth 66.6 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,196 gold coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,178 per year while the poor average 2,394, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cherry Wine's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cherry Wine is ranked 37,659^th in the world and 3^rd in Nordwrath for Nudest, with 218.25 cheeks per square mile.