Population | 30.855 billion |
Capital | Brussels |
Leader | FDSVD |
Faith | Metal |
Currency | Black Fuel |
Animal | Dashboard Devil |
The Unsafe of Channel zero is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by FDSVD with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.855 billion Channel zeroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Channel zeroan economy, worth a remarkable 6,327 trillion Black Fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,087 Black Fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,566,253 per year while the poor average 7,346, a ratio of 213 to 1.
Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, concussed Dashboard Devilball players cannot remember their lineup position, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Channel zero's national animal is the Dashboard Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Metal.
Channel zero is ranked 99,829th in the world and 5,277th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,422.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Channel zero was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Channel zero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Channel zero's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Channel zero's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Channel zero's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Channel zero was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Channel zero ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Channel zero's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Channel zero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Channel zero's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".