The Borderlands of Cfcief is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.167 billion Cfciefians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cfciefian economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,456 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Cfcief's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfcief is ranked 6,705^th in the world and 307^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,976.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.