The Colony of Ceuvara is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 27.437 billion Ceuvarans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ceuvaran economy, worth 794 trillion rhodium lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,942 rhodium lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ceuvara's national animal is the condor, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ceuvara is ranked 83,678^th in the world and 18^th in Colonies for Highest Drug Use, scoring 208.98 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.